After being challenged by Melanie, Ashely, & Tonya already today, I decided I have to respond (Also, it's Friday, and I am tired of working):
1. My uncle once: ate my breakfast sausage for me when my Dad wasn't looking so I could go outside and play. I hate breakfast sausage and was told I couldn't leave the table until it was gone. God Bless Uncle Denny!
2. Never in my life: will I own a mini-van. I mean that.
3. When I was five: I hid all of my cube steak under my seat cushion so I could finally be excused from the table after dinner, and my Mom did not find it until a week later. Man I was a stubborn eater as a child. They never left me alone at the table again after that one!
4. High school was: pretty fun actually. I loved growing up in a small town. Rednecks are funny.
5. I will never forget: the moment I realized I wanted to marry Jay. (I know, gag me, but it's true!)
6. Once I met: James Worthy . I kicked him out of my college apartment one time.
7. There’s this girl I know: who finds out on Monday if she's having a boy or a girl in January. I can't wait for that phone call!
8. Once, at a bar: I danced on stage and sang along to "Keep Your Hands to Yourself" by the Georgia Satellites. Yeah, I'm pretty classy!
9. By noon, I’m usually: trying to prevent my stomach from eating itself.
10. Last night: My husband took me out dinner! Can you believe it?
11. If only I had: a maid, personal chef, a million dollars, I could go all day on this one.
12. Next time I go to church: I will pray for my heathen self.
13. What worries me most: losing those closest to me.
14. When I turn my head left I see: the Cimzia program flow. Yeah, you're jealous!
15. When I turn my head right I see: a whiteboard with some of Ashely's graffiti on it. Can you tell I am typing this at work?
16. You know I’m lying when: I suck at lying. You will know.
17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: summers, like real ones where you can lay by the pool and have no responsibility other than to be home before dark.
18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: someone kickass. I don't read Shakespeare but I would kick ass.
19. By this time next year: maybe I'll finally have a wedding album?
20. A better name for me would be: Mary. Because then I could be Mary Blueberry. And that's a great name.
21. I have a hard time understanding: basically anything that involves math.
22. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: go somewhere like fashion design school. So I can get some and be rich and famous and stuff.
23. You know I like you if: I answer your calls.
24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my husband.
25. Take my advice, never: drop your cell phone in the toilet.
26. My ideal breakfast is: Lucky Charms. I know, I'm 5.
27. A song I love but do not have is: "No Air" - The reason I don't have it is b/c it irritated the crap out of me when it first came out, but thanks to Mel, it has grown on me.
28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you: not plan to swim in the lake.
29. Why won’t people: get off their cell phones and just drive? or learn how to merge for goodness sake?
30. If you spend a night at my house: bring wine. Just kidding! No, seriously, bring wine.
31. I’d stop my wedding for: nothing (it was pretty awesome).
32. The world could do without: I was going to say stupid people. But then thinking about survival of the fittest and also the sheer entertainment value, I will stick with the majority: mean people.
33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: I'd rather not even touch a cockroach, thanks.
34. My favourite blonde(s) is/are: Brett Michaels. He has the diabetes you know...
35. Paper clips are more useful than: no paper clips.
36. If I do anything well it’s: grilled cheese. I am the master of grilled cheese.
37. And by the way: My boss just told me to go home early b/c it's Friday and we can. So I am out of here!
All right, Courtney, Kathleen, whoever is reading this...you're up!
